My new PJs are the comfiest pants. #birthdaypresent thanks mum!!
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
"If you had everything, you wouldn’t appreciate it"
Found this on the school bathroom wall idk i really like it
So today our university sent out a warning about water buffalo running around loose on campus and everybody was like “haha good April fools joke”
then this happened
WHAt THE FUCK
It’s me but mini.
Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…
I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned