whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt)

30th July, WednesdayReblog
Send me a cup of coffee.
  • Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
  • Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
  • Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
  • Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
  • Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
  • Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
  • Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
  • Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
  • Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
  • Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
  • Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
  • Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
  • Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.
29th July, TuesdayReblog

virginsplayground:

piratelyssa:

mayahan:

Star Wars Macarons

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR I NEED TO MAKE THESE

Someone make these w me omfg

(Source: toxel.com)

29th July, TuesdayReblog
Am so incredibly proud of Sally! This is going to open so many doors for us females in NZ.

Am so incredibly proud of Sally! This is going to open so many doors for us females in NZ.

29th July, TuesdayReblog
Go Ryan!!! #smallbore #glasgow2014 #final50mprone

Go Ryan!!! #smallbore #glasgow2014 #final50mprone

29th July, TuesdayReblog

the-more-u-know:

Parenting done right. 

28th July, MondayReblog

thenamesjoe:

what a strange dog 

(Source: sizvideos)

28th July, MondayReblog
funny-pictures-uk:

The ever entertaining Sharon Osbourne.

funny-pictures-uk:

The ever entertaining Sharon Osbourne.

(Source: davemothrfuknstrider)

28th July, MondayReblog

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28th July, MondayReblog

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28th July, MondayReblog

You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren’t up there now… I don’t think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.

(Source: deceivingfate)

28th July, MondayReblog
brutalgeneration:

HipstaPrint by dimakk on Flickr.

brutalgeneration:

HipstaPrint by dimakk on Flickr.

28th July, MondayReblog
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

28th July, MondayReblog

naturepunk:

return-victorious:

rocketumbl:

How a Handgun Works: 1911 .45

GIBBS TAG YOUR PORN *fans self* 

Damn. Handy reference, educational, and very well-executed presentation. I like this. 

28th July, MondayReblog

deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

(Source: yourfaceisflowers)

28th July, MondayReblog